Drunkard’s Wisdom

The Buffalo Theory goes like this…

“A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the entire group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few drinks.”

I am not supporting drunkards, but we cannot deny the fact as well...

I even found an interesting article on wiki about liquor and health.

It’s not that who ever drinks is gonna die of some hard-to-spell disease or neither is that person an anti-social element.

It is perfectly fine as long as u control it rather than it commanding u… Don’t challenge ur stamina with alcohol… Have it till u can maintain equilibrium, not even a sip more than that… Violation leads to deadly consequences which u repent the next Morning… This is not an advice, just the fact issued in public interest.

This is just to unknot some of the blindfolded eyes. Alcohol is no more a taboo… ;=)))

By the Way, I am not a DRUNKARD!!! Just a man as my definition says…

“Man is a social drinker” ;=)

Cheers…

Warning: Chronic Alcohol Consumption is Injurious to health… :=)))