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Friday, December 26, 2008

SuRvIvor’s Law

Do U believe in reincarnation?

If u doesn’t then I bet u will change ur mind by the end of this post.

Let me tell u a short story:

There was a guy who completed his Engg. in computers and was placed in some Indian based MNC through campus.

He decides to shave his head thinking that the company would give at least 3 to 4 months of time to join. Once he shaves his head, he gets a mail from the company asking him to join in 15 days time.
He had to go with a glaring head to mark his step in the professional world.

He enquired all his friends for their dates and comes to know that he is one among the handpicked who has to go to Bhubaneswar for training.
He was not even sure where that place was and on top of that most of his friends were posted in Trivandrum.

He went to Bhubaneswar and started enjoying his days as it was all like a college after college out there. Then came the time when the postings were decided. He was given some choices and he has to choose 3 from them. His choices were Chennai, Mumbai, Delhi and Ahmedabad. Being a guy from Chennai, he opted for Chennai, Mumbai and Ahmedabad. And finally the day came when the postings were decided and he gets Mumbai. Even though he didn’t get Chennai, he didn’t crib as some of his friends were also posted in Mumbai. And just before one week of his last day, he gets a notice from the management saying eight guys from the whole batch has to report to Ahmedabad.
Guess what, this guy was one among them.

He packs off to Ahmedabad with seven other batch mates. The pretty looking HR comes and meets this batch and gives some insight of the projects in hand and shocks them by saying four guys among this batch would be deported to Baroda.
And exactly as u are guessing, this guy is one among the four who has to leave to Baroda.

He packs his 2 bags and is off to Baroda. Just before 15 Kms the bus broke down and it’s almost ten. He and the three others had no other option than to wait for another bus. They were on the road with the bags and waiting for the next bus, and out of nowhere it suddenly started raining and a quick one leaving no time to hide. Imagine, that guy started drenching in rain in formals with two heavy bags in his hands.
One bus which passes by stops some five yards from where they were waiting. He has to sprint to reach as there was only less room inside that bus. He with all his other mates succeeds and the rain stops once they make it to the bus.

Next stop is the bus stop and he got down half drenched and gets in an auto to the hotel, the Admin instructed him to go there as the rooms were booked for the first three days. Time was past 11 by the time he reached and already was all exhausted. He gets into the hotel just to know that there was no booking done on his name and all the rooms were full. Finally some relief, he gets to know that there were some rooms available in some sister concern of that hotel.

This is how his professional career started. This is not it. Lot more happened after that. But I guess for proving incarnation exists, this would be more than enough.

How is this linked to reincarnation is what u are thinking???

Some may call it bad luck… some may call it destiny… There are some who call it Murphy’s Law…

And assuming Murphy wrote this law out of his own experiences.

The guy in the story is none other than the reincarnation of Murphy himself. If Murphy wouldn’t have phrased this law, then I would have surely patented it with my name.

Coz, the guy in this story is I!!!

And I tagged me as SuRvIvor from that day on.

Believe it or not, Murphy’s Law just doesn’t put u down, rather it makes u strong enough to break the walls.

“Happiness is inversely proportional to expectations/desires”.

So, better take it as it comes and live every moment happily.


That ends from now on the SuRvIvor’s Law.


Murphy's Discovery: Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk to women?
They say, "Trust me, go all the way with me, and everything will be all right."
And what happens? Nine months later, you're in trouble!
:=)))

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Drunkard’s Wisdom



The Buffalo Theory goes like this…

“A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the entire group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that is why you always feel smarter after a few drinks.”

I am not supporting drunkards, but we cannot deny the fact as well...

I even found an interesting article on wiki about liquor and health.

It’s not that who ever drinks is gonna die of some hard-to-spell disease or neither is that person an anti-social element.

It is perfectly fine as long as u control it rather than it commanding u… Don’t challenge ur stamina with alcohol… Have it till u can maintain equilibrium, not even a sip more than that… Violation leads to deadly consequences which u repent the next Morning… This is not an advice, just the fact issued in public interest.

This is just to unknot some of the blindfolded eyes. Alcohol is no more a taboo… ;=)))

By the Way, I am not a DRUNKARD!!! Just a man as my definition says…


“Man is a social drinker” ;=)


Cheers…


Warning: Chronic Alcohol Consumption is Injurious to health… :=)))

To Blog is Human

Warning: My blog is not to research but just to read… ;=)


First Blog – After doing a lot of home work on what should be my first blog, I finally decided to kick it off…


How did I get to blog all of a sudden? – I had to do this as I am a responsible human being.


Confused on y??? Here is the answer…


Global Warming!!!


Thinking on how on Earth blogging is linked to Global warming…


Every Year I think of maintaining Journals and buy diaries to fill it... The excitement lasts for two days or max three days where I jot down even how many times I winked that day and after that the diary would join the old news papers bundle, lost forever. That diary would have been made of at least a branch of a tree. Like wise, most of the trees are deforested and this contributes to the already burning Global warming… so, directly or indirectly I am responsible for it… By blogging, the thought of Journals is lost forever…


Got a head ache already reading this??? :=)


So, now u know how my blog is going to be…


Happy Reading!!!